Thanks to the team at Paloqueth for sending me this Realistic Vibrating Dildo for review!

What is it?

The Paloqueth Vibrating Dildo has 360° rotation and a choice of 8 powerful vibrations. It comes with a remote control which can be operated from up to 32 feet away. It’s a realistic vibration with around 7 inches of insertable length and is quite girthy.

Paloqueth vibrating dildo packaging - a plain but modern box.

Packaging

Paloqueth packaging is absolutely discreet. You’d never know the box contained a sex toy. I really like it – it’s simple, but quite modern and stylish. If you’re after subtle, you’ve found it! As well as the discreet packaging, you get the dildo, remote control and a small tube of water-based lube  Everything you need!

Looks

Paloqueth vibrating dildo Close up of the rear of the dildoI’m a fan of realistic vibrators, and they don’t come much more realistic than this.  The vein detailing is impressive, and the balls look fantastic as well.  There’s a thick, sturdy suction cup at the base.  It’s made of silicone which feels soft, but not silky smooth and has some drag to it.  The texture makes it feel quite girthy.

Operating the Paloqueth Dildo

The remote control takes 1 x AAA battery (which isn’t included) and the dildo is rechargeable.  I was pleased to notice the dildo comes with a bit of charge, so that made up for the battery not being included! Great for us impatient types.

What’s with the Rotation?

Paloqueth vibrating dildo photo showing the small, black remote control

The first time I switched on the Paloqueth Vibrating Dildo it was like watching something out of The Exorcist!  The head literally spins round 360 degrees and is quite a spectacle to watch!  It’s marketed as being a dildo suitable for g-spot stimulation and prostate massaging and the rotation is meant for this purpose. There’s only one problem with this – once inside you, the vibrating dildo can’t spin round very well. I find it rotates partway, then gets stuck and tries to move some more. I can’t see a way around this – the tip spins in quite a large circle so how is it meant to massage your g-spot or prostrate, which is positioned in one place? I don’t get it. I’ve tried different speeds too but the dildo just can’t do what it’s meant to do when inside a body.

I also can’t get pleasure using the dildo on my clit as it keeps moving away from it! If just can’t see how it’s meant to work.

Without vibration

Paloqueth vibrating dildo close up of the veined shaftSaying all of that, as a dildo, it’s lovely. Ample sized, girthy and with lots of ultra-realistic detail, it’s a very nice dildo for thrusting. I’ve used it this way without switching it on, and thoroughly enjoyed myself! Hold onto the suction pad and pump with it, or grab it by the balls. The suction pad is one of the thickest and strongest I’ve found.

The dildo is waterproof, so why not take it into the bath or shower? It’s quite easy to clean as you can rinse it directly under the tap, but take care to clean in between all the ridges and vein detail.

Noise level

Paloqueth vibrating dildo close up of the headIt’s suggested this is “whisper quiet” – it isn’t! The motor is quite loud, especially on the higher settings.  To be fair, anything with a motor that makes it spin round 360 degrees isn’t going to be whisper quiet!  But using it as a dildo without the vibration is perfect.

Recommendations

I can’t 100% recommend this as a vibrating dildo as I didn’t find the rotation worked for me, but as a plain dildo, it’s fabulous.  Great size, great detail, and great quality.

Features

  • Super realistic
  • 8 Vibrating Modes with 360°Rotation
  • Body Safe FDA approved silicone
  • Waterproof
  • Remote Controlled
  • Strong Suction Cup

Where to buy?

Get your Paloqueth dildo from their US Amazon site for the bargain price of just $34.69*, or from their Germany Amazon site for €32.99*.

* Prices were correct at the time of publishing.

I was sent this item in exchange for my honest review. No affiliate links have been included in this post.